Class just oozes out of me.
I’m not afraid to admit that I occasionally pull my hair back with a scrunchie, but for the record, let me define “occasionally.” There are only three acceptable times to allow this particular fashion faux pas: (1) when you’re washing your face, (2) when you’re giving yourself a mask, or (3) when you’re brushing your teeth. This morning I did the first and third, thus the scrunchie fell into the “occasionally acceptable” category. We were to meet friends at the pool, so I raced out of the house.
Three and a half hours later, I was home and about to get in the shower, when I realized that “occasionally acceptable” had turned into “terribly embarrassing.” Everyone knows that scrunchies are unacceptable in public! Come on, when it comes to purchasing them, it’s up there with things like KY or an at-home enema kit. No one wants to hear “price check on aisle 5″ with purchases like those!
Ladies, I say we burn all the scrunchies in the world to prevent this from happening to any of us ever again. All in favor say “I.”
