3 days plus 2 hours…
That’s how much longer until I find out the gender of my baby! Woo-hoo! You know what I’m doing Monday afternoon? Going shopping for baby clothes. Can’t wait.
Right now my baby is the size of an avocado (4 1/2 inches long and 3 1/2 ounces). I’ve been feeling him or her move a few times a day, but it’s always when I least expect it. Love it!
My mom started crap with me a couple weeks ago about how she just “knows” it’s a boy because I “can only make one girl” regardless of how many children I have. She kept bugging me about it and she thought she was so funny, so I was like, “Fine. You know what? I’m not going to tell you what it is. You can wait until June to find out.” She was like, “Yeah, right. You couldn’t do that even if you tried. You couldn’t do that for a million dollars!” She reminded me of this yesterday.
Well, honestly, I want to tell all of YOU, but since my mom challenged me… dang. Now I kind of don’t want to tell anyone. What to do, what to do. I can keep a secret. I mean, I have the ability to keep a secret. And now I want to keep this secret just to prove to my mom that I can. Mostly because it would be hilarious at how pissed off she would be. It’s really quite a dilemma.
That being said…
MONEY TALKS. If someone was willing to PAY me to keep the secret, I would totally do it. In fact, I would tell the benefactor and they could choose to keep that information to themselves or tell the world… or LIE to the world… they would basically pay for all rights to that information. Until delivery day, of course. And if I was unable to keep the secret, obviously I would give them a full refund.
So, are there any benefactors out there? Because I’m definitely up for the challenge of keeping my big mouth shut.
3 weeks ago
p.s. – Happy birthday, Leslie!
I’ll start the bidding at $20.
Oh, honey. It’s going to take a lot more than $20 to keep this mouth shut. I’m thinking the starting bid should be at least $200! Actually, make that $500!
I just want to know, I can’t take part in any of these shenanigans. The sooner I know, the faster you start getting stuff. That you will in return send back to me once I’m knocked up again. Right?
Julz, of course we can trade baby clothes!
i’ll give you that eddie baur bassinet i’m about to sell on craigslist, but only if i’m the only person you tell and i will charge your mom for the sacred info.
Oh the joy! I can’t even stand it, I want one now, PLEASE for the love of God, you and Amy stop taking cute baby pictures. It’s killing me!
I don’t think you could keep your trap shut for 500 bucks.
You now know. And I must too!!!!!