Harbor
Let me tell you about this amazing guy known as Harbor.
1. His name is really cool. It’s, like, the hot guy name. You know what I mean?
2. He is so stinking adorable, I just want to hug him all the time.
3. He wears Vans every day. That makes him even cooler.
4. He’s in the hard core band, Call to Preserve. The music they’ve created over the years… I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that they’re making it, I can respect that. (# 4 is loosely based on Hansel’s line about Sting in Zoolander.)
5. His band has a blog, so you should subscribe to it.
6. Um, his parents are pretty much our BFFs.
7. He’s straight in a variety of ways. For example, he doesn’t drink or do drugs. That’s hawt.
8. He’s a great catch…
9. …But back off, chicks, because he’s going to marry my daughter. Okay, so they’re 11 years apart. Whatev. It won’t matter later. Look, I’m just being honest about my intentions. You can let me live in my fantasy world.
10. Today is his birthday. Blow up his cell phone via twitter.
Love you, Harbor!
What a cutie! Congrats to the parental units for making such great humans. Happy Birthday Harbor! Cool name btw. Very. (I want to name my daughter Jetty!)
He’s pretty cool. I love him. Happy Birthday, Harbor!