Twilight
No, I did not read the Twilight books. I have no idea if I would be Team Edward or Team Jacob because, frankly, I read for necessity and not really for entertainment because I can’t multi-task while reading, which is essential to my survival. I didn’t watch the movies, either, because I have no idea what I’m missing (?). And because I have a [pretty much] newborn and if I’m going to get a babysitter, it’s going to be to go somewhere where I can actually talk with another adult without being interrupted, which isn’t exactly compatible with going to a movie. Anyway, I thought this spoof was funny and if it offends you because you’re a die-hard Twilight fan, you should really lighten up. I’m sure I would like the books if I actually took the time to read them.
I’m not sure “I don’t read for entertainment” is something I’d admit to in public.